Six paper tombstones, free.

Printable parody headstones from Dying to Make You Laugh. Cut them out, stand them on a shelf, and let them join the party. Complete assembly instructions here on the site.

Cover of Dying to Make You Laugh by Seymour Stones: a mossy tombstone reading "Not now I'm tired oops too late" in a moonlit graveyard

The source material

Dying to Make You Laugh

101 Tombstone Parodies with a Funny Bone and a Touch of Soul

By Seymour Stones

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A printed paper tombstone standing upright on a piano keyboard, reading "Find the magic button on this stone"
Example of a printed stone, standing guard on a piano.

What turns up

  1. Six stones, in both paper sizes

    Letter for the US, A4 for everywhere else. Print, cut round the stone, tape a folded strip of card to the back as a prop.

  2. One giant stone

    Pull My Finger, printed across four sheets and taped together. Ambitious. Worth it.

After that, one stone a week, and first word when the next collection opens. You can leave whenever you like. Unlike everyone in the book, you actually can.

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